(On why he became an actor) I got into this business to meet girls. Sometimes along the way, they pay me. I have, they do, life is good. Show less «

I've never been able to get by on my boyish good looks since I never had them.

I'm fat, dumb and semi-ugly, and yet I live at the beach, fly my airplane, and have worked with some of the most extraordinary people in the business on both sides of the camera. If it all ends tomorrow, it was a helluva good ride. Show less «