Old King Cole : What ho! Bring me my royal pipe. And step on it.
Kermit the Frog : [to the TV audience]  At this point, you might think we'd go for the cheap joke. But we're not going to.
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Fat Blue : [angrily]  Do you think you can bring me a meal *without* dropping it on the floor?
Grover : Where there is life, there is hope.
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Fat Blue : [in Grover's taxi]  I do not want to go to the museum, I do not want to go the movies, I do not want to go to the zoo! I want YOU to drive ME to the library!
Grover : Gladly, sir. If you do not mind waiting.
Fat Blue : Waiting? Waiting for what?
Grover : 'Til I get my car fixed. It is broken.
Fat Blue : I can't wait 'til your car is fixed. I'm in a hurry!
Grover : Oh alright, sir, if you are going to be difficult.
[calls out] 
Grover : Hey, Herry! Forget the gargage. We need to go to the library!
Fat Blue : But I'm in a hurry. Hey...?
Grover : Well in that case I shall call you a taxi.
[calls out] 
Grover : Taxi! Taxi, we got a library job! Taxi! They never stop when you need them. Have you ever noticed that?
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Ernie : You know, whenever I'm not sleepy, Bert tells me to count sheep.
Count von Count : "Count Sheep?" Who's that?
Ernie : Uh, uh, it's not a who, it's a what.
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Grover : Hello, sir, and welcome to Grover's Taxi.
Fat Blue : Oh no, it's you!
Grover : Yes it is I, your furry blue taxi driver. What can I do for you, sir?
Fat Blue : I want to go to the library.
Grover : Oh a very wise choice. The library is a wonderful place with books to read and you can listen to records like "The Air is Alive with the Sound of Music."
Fat Blue : I know that. Let's go.
Grover : You know you can take home books from the library too, if you bring them back of course.
Fat Blue : I know. That's why I'm going there.
Grover : Of course you could also go to the zoo.
Fat Blue : I don't want to go to the zoo!
Grover : Why? There are lions and tigers there. And the lions go Rrrrroar! And do not forget the monkeys, they are so cute, they go "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!" And you can buy a balloon there.
Fat Blue : I don't wanna hear "Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!" I don't want a balloon, I want to go to the library!
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Grover : How about the museum? You can look at pictures of the mummies... And the daddies.
Fat Blue : I don't want to look at pictures of the mummies and the daddies!
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[repeated line] 
Count von Count : Greetings! I am the Count. They call me the Count because I love to count things.
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Pat Playjacks : Are you ready to play our game, Count?
Count von Count : Oh, Yes. Sure thing, Pat.
Pat Playjacks : What is your guess and how many pig squeals do you think it will be?
Count von Count : Uh, One squeal, No make it two squeals, No wait, three squeals, No four squeals for five squeals.
Pat Playjacks : Uh, Count. We can only take one guess.
Count von Count : One guess, Two guesses, THREE!
Pat Playjacks : THREE! Is three your guess? Okay, That's your guess. Three pig squeals so give the pig a spin on that turntable.
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The Monster Cookie : KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF, PAL!
Cookie Monster : [Shocks and surprised]  Uh, Uh, Cookie Talked!
The Monster Cookie : Me not cookie, Me monster.
Cookie Monster : Why, me too. Me, Cookie Monster.
The Monster Cookie : Me, Monster Cookie.
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The Announcer : We interrupt this presentation to bring you "A message from your local chicken!"
Gordon Robinson : Hey, Zelda! You're on!
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Zelda the Chicken : [Translating]  For those of you who don't speak chicken, Zelda says that she is mighty proud to be a chicken!
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is proud because chickens lay eggs,
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  And eggs are good for you.
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is also proud that she is covered with feathers that keeps him warn in the winter and hoot in the...
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  ... in the summer.
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is also very proud that she can...
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  Can cluck!
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  Just , Folks! Dogs bark, Cats meow. Ducks quack, and Cows moo! But only a chicken can cluck.
Zelda the Chicken : [Cluck-Cluck] 
Gordon Robinson : You're Welcome, Zelda!
The Announcer : This announcement is sponsored by "The Proud to Be a Chicken Association"!
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Mr. Johnson : Oh boy, A bakery shop. Donuts, Cake, Cookies, Etc... I love this place.
Grover : Oh, Hello, Sir!
Mr. Johnson : Wait a minute, I know you! You are that waiter from over at Charlie's!
Grover : Yes, I have many jobs over the years.
Mr. Johnson : Alright, I want to make this very simple and not make any trobule, I would to buy a...
Grover : [as he interrupts Mr. Johnson's sentence]  Excuse me, Sir! Sorry to interrupt you, But I must ask you to please take a number.
Mr. Johnson : But I am the only one in here!
Grover : I am sorry, Sir. But that is our policy. The sign says John's Bakery, Not Grover's Bakery. I only work here.
Mr. Johnson : Alright, I'll take a number.
Grover : Now, The machine will give you number. And when I call the number, You will be served, So go ahead!
[as Mr. Johnson pulls the lever of the number machine, It came out a sheet of the number] 
Grover : Very good. And what's your number?
Mr. Johnson : Forty!
Grover : Forty! And that's your number!
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The Announcer : We interrupt this presentation to bring you "A message from your local chicken!"
Gordon Robinson : Hey, Zelda! You're on!
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  For those of you who don't speak chicken, Zelda says that she is mighty proud to be a chicken!
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is proud because chickens lay eggs,
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  And eggs are good for you.
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is also proud that she is covered with feathers that keeps him warn in the winter and hoot in the...
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  ... in the summer.
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is also very proud that she can...
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  Can cluck!
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  Just , Folks! Dogs bark, Cats meow. Ducks quack, and Cows moo! But only a chicken can cluck.
Zelda the Chicken : [Cluck-Cluck] 
Gordon Robinson : You're Welcome, Zelda!
The Announcer : This announcement is sponsored by "The Proud to Be a Chicken Association"!
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Count von Count : Did I say Three?
Pat Playjacks : Yes!
Count von Count : I SAID THREE
[HA-HA-HA!] 
Pat Playjacks : That's right. Three squeals, Count Von Count. YOU WON!
Count von Count : Oh, I won!
Prairie Dawn : What? He won? Oh no!
Pat Playjacks : And now, It's time to pick a prize from the studio filled with fabulous prizes and to show them to us is our Co-hostess, Velma Blank. A fifteen gallon tank of finger paint, A hand crafted grapefruit goggle for the protection of that morning squirt, And the larger than life portrait of America's 2nd favorite game show host, Pat Playjacks.
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Frazzle : [singing]  In, In, In, For mooooooooore! In, In, In...
Janitor : [Interrupts Frazzle dancing]  Hey, Hey! Hold on, Sonny. Well, There is no more! We are closing now. Watch you step.
Frazzle : Well, I guess it's
[singing] 
Frazzle : Out, Out, Out, The doooooooor! Out, Out, Out, The doooooooooor!...
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Old King Cole : What ho! Bring me my royal pipe. And step on it.
Kermit the Frog : [to the TV audience]  At this point, you might think we'd go for the cheap joke. But we're not going to.
Show less «

Fat Blue : [angrily]  Do you think you can bring me a meal *without* dropping it on the floor?
Grover : Where there is life, there is hope.
Show less «

Fat Blue : [in Grover's taxi]  I do not want to go to the museum, I do not want to go the movies, I do not want to go to the zoo! I want YOU to drive ME to the library!
Grover : Gladly, sir. If you do not mind waiting.
Fat Blue : Waiting? Waiting for what?
Grover : 'Til I get my car fixed. It is broken.
Fat Blue : I can't wait 'til your car is fixed. I'm in a hurry!
Grover : Oh alright, sir, if you are going to be difficult.
[calls out] 
Grover : Hey, Herry! Forget the gargage. We need to go to the library!
Fat Blue : But I'm in a hurry. Hey...?
Grover : Well in that case I shall call you a taxi.
[calls out] 
Grover : Taxi! Taxi, we got a library job! Taxi! They never stop when you need them. Have you ever noticed that?
Show less «

Ernie : You know, whenever I'm not sleepy, Bert tells me to count sheep.
Count von Count : "Count Sheep?" Who's that?
Ernie : Uh, uh, it's not a who, it's a what.
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Grover : Hello, sir, and welcome to Grover's Taxi.
Fat Blue : Oh no, it's you!
Grover : Yes it is I, your furry blue taxi driver. What can I do for you, sir?
Fat Blue : I want to go to the library.
Grover : Oh a very wise choice. The library is a wonderful place with books to read and you can listen to records like "The Air is Alive with the Sound of Music."
Fat Blue : I know that. Let's go.
Grover : You know you can take home books from the library too, if you bring them back of course.
Fat Blue : I know. That's why I'm going there.
Grover : Of course you could also go to the zoo.
Fat Blue : I don't want to go to the zoo!
Grover : Why? There are lions and tigers there. And the lions go Rrrrroar! And do not forget the monkeys, they are so cute, they go "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!" And you can buy a balloon there.
Fat Blue : I don't wanna hear "Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!" I don't want a balloon, I want to go to the library!
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Grover : How about the museum? You can look at pictures of the mummies... And the daddies.
Fat Blue : I don't want to look at pictures of the mummies and the daddies!
Show less «

[repeated line] 
Count von Count : Greetings! I am the Count. They call me the Count because I love to count things.
Show less «

Pat Playjacks : Are you ready to play our game, Count?
Count von Count : Oh, Yes. Sure thing, Pat.
Pat Playjacks : What is your guess and how many pig squeals do you think it will be?
Count von Count : Uh, One squeal, No make it two squeals, No wait, three squeals, No four squeals for five squeals.
Pat Playjacks : Uh, Count. We can only take one guess.
Count von Count : One guess, Two guesses, THREE!
Pat Playjacks : THREE! Is three your guess? Okay, That's your guess. Three pig squeals so give the pig a spin on that turntable.
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The Monster Cookie : KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF, PAL!
Cookie Monster : [Shocks and surprised]  Uh, Uh, Cookie Talked!
The Monster Cookie : Me not cookie, Me monster.
Cookie Monster : Why, me too. Me, Cookie Monster.
The Monster Cookie : Me, Monster Cookie.
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The Announcer : We interrupt this presentation to bring you "A message from your local chicken!"
Gordon Robinson : Hey, Zelda! You're on!
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Zelda the Chicken : [Translating]  For those of you who don't speak chicken, Zelda says that she is mighty proud to be a chicken!
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is proud because chickens lay eggs,
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  And eggs are good for you.
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is also proud that she is covered with feathers that keeps him warn in the winter and hoot in the...
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  ... in the summer.
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is also very proud that she can...
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  Can cluck!
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  Just , Folks! Dogs bark, Cats meow. Ducks quack, and Cows moo! But only a chicken can cluck.
Zelda the Chicken : [Cluck-Cluck] 
Gordon Robinson : You're Welcome, Zelda!
The Announcer : This announcement is sponsored by "The Proud to Be a Chicken Association"!
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Mr. Johnson : Oh boy, A bakery shop. Donuts, Cake, Cookies, Etc... I love this place.
Grover : Oh, Hello, Sir!
Mr. Johnson : Wait a minute, I know you! You are that waiter from over at Charlie's!
Grover : Yes, I have many jobs over the years.
Mr. Johnson : Alright, I want to make this very simple and not make any trobule, I would to buy a...
Grover : [as he interrupts Mr. Johnson's sentence]  Excuse me, Sir! Sorry to interrupt you, But I must ask you to please take a number.
Mr. Johnson : But I am the only one in here!
Grover : I am sorry, Sir. But that is our policy. The sign says John's Bakery, Not Grover's Bakery. I only work here.
Mr. Johnson : Alright, I'll take a number.
Grover : Now, The machine will give you number. And when I call the number, You will be served, So go ahead!
[as Mr. Johnson pulls the lever of the number machine, It came out a sheet of the number] 
Grover : Very good. And what's your number?
Mr. Johnson : Forty!
Grover : Forty! And that's your number!
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The Announcer : We interrupt this presentation to bring you "A message from your local chicken!"
Gordon Robinson : Hey, Zelda! You're on!
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  For those of you who don't speak chicken, Zelda says that she is mighty proud to be a chicken!
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is proud because chickens lay eggs,
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  And eggs are good for you.
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is also proud that she is covered with feathers that keeps him warn in the winter and hoot in the...
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  ... in the summer.
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is also very proud that she can...
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  Can cluck!
Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking] 
Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  Just , Folks! Dogs bark, Cats meow. Ducks quack, and Cows moo! But only a chicken can cluck.
Zelda the Chicken : [Cluck-Cluck] 
Gordon Robinson : You're Welcome, Zelda!
The Announcer : This announcement is sponsored by "The Proud to Be a Chicken Association"!
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Count von Count : Did I say Three?
Pat Playjacks : Yes!
Count von Count : I SAID THREE
[HA-HA-HA!] 
Pat Playjacks : That's right. Three squeals, Count Von Count. YOU WON!
Count von Count : Oh, I won!
Prairie Dawn : What? He won? Oh no!
Pat Playjacks : And now, It's time to pick a prize from the studio filled with fabulous prizes and to show them to us is our Co-hostess, Velma Blank. A fifteen gallon tank of finger paint, A hand crafted grapefruit goggle for the protection of that morning squirt, And the larger than life portrait of America's 2nd favorite game show host, Pat Playjacks.
Show less «

Frazzle : [singing]  In, In, In, For mooooooooore! In, In, In...
Janitor : [Interrupts Frazzle dancing]  Hey, Hey! Hold on, Sonny. Well, There is no more! We are closing now. Watch you step.
Frazzle : Well, I guess it's
[singing] 
Frazzle : Out, Out, Out, The doooooooor! Out, Out, Out, The doooooooooor!...
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