The Announcer #2 : The contestant who cries the hardest will win an official Sonny Friendly Teddy Bear
[Shows the teddy bear that has Sonny Friendly's hair and teeth] 
Sonny Friendly #2 : Wait, THAT'S THE GRAND PRIZE!
The Announcer #2 : Yes, And I believe Ida Nomer cried the hardest and is the winner.
Ida Nomer : Oh for joy...
Sonny Friendly #2 : But, But
[Runs into the camera] 
Sonny Friendly #2 : I LOVE MY TEDDY BEAR, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
[Sobs loudly] 
The Announcer #2 : Sonny Friendly, You cried even harder than Ida Nomer, You won the grand prize!
[Fanfare plays] 
Sonny Friendly #2 : WHAT! I WON? Ah, For joys. This is the happiest day of the life. Now, Let's give some consolation prize for our runner's up.
The Announcer #2 : Sorry, There is no consolation prize.
Luke Warm : WHAT? No consolation prizes?
[Voice breaks down] 
Luke Warm : This is awful.
Ida Nomer : [Sobbing]  IT'S NOT FAIR!
Pierre Blue : [Voice breaksdown]  This is so, sad!
Sonny Friendly #2 : [while holding his Teddy Bear and leaving the poor contestants sobbing in failure as he holds]  Well, I guess we all can't be winners, huh?
[laughs] 
Sonny Friendly #2 : [to the audience]  Well, This is Sonny Friendly saying we will see you again next on ''The Crying Game Show''
[to the Teddy Bear] 
Sonny Friendly #2 : Oh, Teddy, I am so glad to have you back.
[Kisses his teddy bear] 
Sonny Friendly #2 : Are you glad to see me again?
[to the audience] 
Sonny Friendly #2 : Thank you, Audience. You were a great crowd.
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